Santa banta jokes in hindi yaha apko padhne ko milenge mazedaar jokes in hindi. Apne friends ko bhejiye funny hindi jokes, Funny Santa banta sms unhe bhi hasaaiye. Aapko yaha bahot hi mast hilorious Santabanta, bunta bunti, pappu preeto santa ke jokes bhi milenge. Santa or banta ki baate hoti hai bahot hi funny. Jo sabhi ko aati  hai pasand or hasati hai.. aaiye, padhiye or has has ke ho jaaiye lot pot..

Santa underwear lene dukaan per gya.Dukaandar ne usey 300 rupay ka underwear dikhaya..

Paise sun ker Santa Bola : Yaar roj pahnne wala dikhao, Partywear nahi Chahiye..

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Jagjit Sigh Gaa Rhe the : Yeh Daulat bhi le lo, Yeh Sohrat bhi le lo….

Santa Utha : Main toh bahot Pareshan hu, Meri Toh Aurat bhi le lo..

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Santa Bus me khada tha.. Break lagi toh ek ladki per jaa gira;

Ladki: Batameez, Kya kar rhe ho?? Santa : Engineering aur aap??

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Teacher : A B C sunaao..

Santa: A B C

Teacher : Aur Sunaao..

Santa : Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!!

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Santa : Tera bhai aajkal kya kar rha hai??

Banta : Ek dukaan kholi thi, per ab jeil mein hai!!

Santa : Woh q?? Banta: Dukaan hathodi se kholi thi!!

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Can’t stop laughing ……………..

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….

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After Marriage!!

Santa: Oye bhabi ka kya naam hain???

Banta: google kaur!!

Santa: Esa kyun??

Banta: Sawal ek puchho jawab 10 milta hai…

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Santa Kaun Banega Crorepati Main

Amitabh Bachchan: “What is you father’s name?”

Santa: Options Please.

Amitabh Bachchan:

A. Manjit Singh

B. Ranjit Singh

C. Happy Singh

D. Lucky Singh

Santa: “Life line-50/50 ”

Amitabh Bachchan:

A. Manjit Singh

C. Happy Singh

Santa: “Audience Poll. ”

Amitabh Bachchan:

75% Manjit Singh

25% Happy Singh

Santa: “I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”

Amitabh Bachchan: “Kise call karenge? ”

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Santa: “Apne baap Manjit Singh ko!!

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