Latest New Santa Banta Jokes 2014

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh...

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...

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MISS CALL..

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko

Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Banta:

Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho

Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

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Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?

Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

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Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko

Daba Diya

Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?

Santa-Sir

IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki

Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye

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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge

Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya

2 din guzr gaye

2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.......

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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?

BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

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45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?

boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D

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Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.

SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO

Bikari - roti dedo

Santa - TAMATAR KHAO

Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do

Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,

KAMAKAR khao.

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Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?

Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

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Santa2Banta:

SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!

Banta: Wo Kya?

Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai

Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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