Santa banta jokes in
hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom
machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
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Doctor: Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Pehle se zyada kharab hai.
…
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Santa: Nahi, dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
…
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa: Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
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Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa: Nahi dawai to laal thi.
…
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa: Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!
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Santa jokes in
english
One dog was sitting under the santa car.
Santa: what r u doing under my car. Don' try to
become an engineer.
Santa jokes in hindi
Ek kutta santa ki car ke niche baitha tha.
Santa gusse se, tu meri car ke niche kya kar raha
hai. bada aaya
engineer banane
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Fat Santa and Doctor
banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce
my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and
come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i
reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my
house.
Fat santa and doctor
banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam
karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300
din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight
kam ho gaya hai aur
mai 24,000km door hu.
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Santa And Professor
jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D
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Santa's Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata Nahi Sir
Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.
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Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.
Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Sardar Ki Beti Hoi.
Biwi: Suno Ji Jb Ye Bari Hogi Tou Larke Ise Tung Krn
Ge.
Sardar: Me Ne Is Problem Ka Solution Dhondh Lia He
Hm Iska Nam
"BAJI" Rakhn Ge;-)
Source : Santa Banta Jokes
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