Santa Banta Jokes !

Santa: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?

When asked him, he said,

"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.

Friend: How do u know?

Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

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Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay … Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

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Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

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After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

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