Simply a
hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Lion bounced on wife
In an
African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot
him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes
Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Because married men are more
obedient.
Banta owned
a factory.
He issued
orders that only married
men would be
employed.
Friend asks:
Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because
married men are more obedient.
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas
advise:-
Dont carry
umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER
on ur head
ye ghanto
tak geelepan
ka ahsas
nahi hone deta:D
Santa in court
SANTA went
to court
JUDGE:
"Order
! Order !"
SANTA:
"1
Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut
Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Headlights and wipers
After an
accident,
A v.angry
driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u
2 go by side.
Santa: I
also started d wipers
& said
No, no..No no. :D
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This
computer will
cut your workload
by 50%.
Santa:That
is great,
I will take
two of them:p
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look
a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is
eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom
should I call now,
Police or
Ambulance?
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