Top 10 Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

This time we bring you the collection of top 10 Santa Banta jokes in Hindi. Santa Banta jokes are the most popular character of Hindi Jokes and we have collected some of the funniest santa banta hindi jokes. We are sure that you will ROFL LOL and share these jokes with your friends. You can also share your favorite Santa Banta jokes in comment section. We will include them in our next collection with your name mentioned. For now you can enjoy and laugh with these funny santa banta jokes. You can also read our previous collection of best ever hindi jokes.

Collection of Top 10 Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

1. First Joke in Top 10 Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Collection

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Shravan chal rahe hain na…   😛

2. 2nd Joke in Our list

Santa badi der se apne room me kuch dhoond rha tha,

pareshan hokar uski biwi Jeeto bol-

Jeeto – Kya dhoond rahe ho? :O

Santa – Hidden Camera

Jeeto – Tumhe Kaise pata is room me hidden camera hai?

Santa – Agar hidden camera nahi hota to T.V. wale is aadmi ko kaise pata hota ki hum star plus dekh rahe hain, bar bar ye -“aap dekh rahe hain star plus” bol raha hai. 😀

3. Third Santd Banta Jokes

Santa – Kaun se Caste k log sabse ache naagrik hote hain? 😀

Banta – baniye :)

Santa – Wo Kaise? :O

Banta – Har Jagah likha jota hai, Desh k ache nagrik “baniye”, Desh bhakt “baniye” 😀 😛

4. When Minister Visited Santa’s Village

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye” :)

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

5. Santa at Kirana Shop

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,

Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,

Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,

Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.. 😛

6. Santa Banta eating Fish

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. 😀

7. Next in the list of Top 10 Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi is Santa’s Morning workout

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?

doctor-konsa game khelteho? :O

santa-mobile mai snake wala 😀

8. Santa’s Wall Painting Short Cut

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya

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“Same As Above” (Y)

9. Santa Banta while study

Santa-tu mirror k saamne baith kr q pad rha hai…

Banta- iske 3 reason hain….

1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai :)

2. khud pr nazar rhti hai 😀

3. padne k lie company mil jati hai 😛

10. Last and Best one in Top 10 Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Collection

3 chor Anta (cousin of santa :P), Banta aur Santa …

police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat

maari.

Anta bola: bow bow..

Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Banta bola: meow meow…

Policewala: Isme billi hai…

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.

Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi

fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Santa zor se bola:

Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.

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