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bring you the collection of top 10 Santa Banta jokes in Hindi. Santa Banta
jokes are the most popular character of Hindi Jokes and we have collected some
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Collection of Top 10 Santa Banta
Jokes in Hindi
1. First Joke in Top 10 Santa Banta
Jokes in Hindi Collection
Santa roti
ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye
kya kar raha hai?”
Santa-
“Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal
rahe hain na… 😛
2. 2nd Joke in Our list
Santa badi
der se apne room me kuch dhoond rha tha,
pareshan
hokar uski biwi Jeeto bol-
Jeeto – Kya
dhoond rahe ho? :O
Santa –
Hidden Camera
Jeeto –
Tumhe Kaise pata is room me hidden camera hai?
Santa – Agar
hidden camera nahi hota to T.V. wale is aadmi ko kaise pata hota ki hum star
plus dekh rahe hain, bar bar ye -“aap dekh rahe hain star plus” bol raha hai. 😀
3. Third Santd Banta Jokes
Santa – Kaun
se Caste k log sabse ache naagrik hote hain? 😀
Banta –
baniye :)
Santa – Wo
Kaise? :O
Banta – Har
Jagah likha jota hai, Desh k ache nagrik “baniye”, Desh bhakt “baniye” 😀 😛
4. When Minister Visited Santa’s
Village
Ek Baar
Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne
Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi
Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye” :)
Minister
Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To
Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“
5. Santa at Kirana Shop
SANTA:Lalaji
dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha
vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi
quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai
ha,
Santa: thik
hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.. 😛
6. Santa Banta eating Fish
Santa: oye
banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi
yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye
chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. 😀
7. Next in the list of Top 10 Santa
Banta Jokes in Hindi is Santa’s Morning workout
santa 2 doctor-apne
kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa
game khelteho? :O
santa-mobile
mai snake wala 😀
8. Santa’s Wall Painting Short Cut
Santa Ne
Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
.
.
.
.
“Same As
Above” (Y)
9. Santa Banta while study
Santa-tu
mirror k saamne baith kr q pad rha hai…
Banta- iske
3 reason hain….
1. saath
mein revision ho jaati hai :)
2. khud pr
nazar rhti hai 😀
3. padne k
lie company mil jati hai 😛
10. Last and Best one in Top 10 Santa
Banta Hindi Jokes Collection
3 chor Anta
(cousin of santa :P), Banta aur Santa …
police se
bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.
Police wale
ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Anta bola:
bow bow..
Police wala:
Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri
bori par lat mari..
Banta bola:
meow meow…
Policewala:
Isme billi hai…
Fir teesri
bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.
Toh usne do
laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi
fir 20-25
laat marne ke baad Santa zor se bola:
Saale haramkhor
aaloo hun aaloo.
