1. Santa:-yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class
hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de..
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2. Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara
Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
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3. Santa x banta-"i m going" ko hindi m kya
kahenge? Banta-m ja raha hun santa-sale ans de pahle ques ka ans diye bina to
tera baap b ni ja skta
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4. Santa:tum ek bar me kitne logo ko utha sakte ho
banta:4logo ko santa tumse aacha to murga hi hai vo ek bar me pure mohalla ko
utha deta hai he! He! He!
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5. Santa ke lips jale hu the Banta : kaise jale santa : wife
ko raliway seteation droop karne gaya tha. Banta : To ? Santa : kushi ka mare
train ke engine ko choom liya
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6. Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he?
Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
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7. Santa - Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kar di?
Banta - Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa - Tune "IDEA" ka ad nayi dekha?'
WALK when u TALK'..
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8. Santa ke ghar me daku ghus gya. . . . . Daku-sona kaha
hai? . . . . . Santa-pura hi ghar khali pada hai.jaha chao wahan so jao:-P ek
like to banta hai apne smart santa ke liye(y)
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9. Santa ne Banta se kaha:- ”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
. . Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh dena,
"paas karke dikha"
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10. Santa: Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai.? Tere dost ki death
ho gayi hai.. Tu gaya kyu nayi?? Banta: Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nayi..
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11. Santa : Matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar
"matlbi" dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg
karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai..... :D :P
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12. Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai ? . . Santa:
Marriage Anniversary Hai, Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha . Wife Ne Bahar Nikal
Diya . . Banta: Kyon ? Chain Chandi Ki Laya tha Kya ? . . . Santa: Nahi , Cycle
Ki...!!
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13. Santa Banta se: Sadi gharwali karwachauth da vrat nahi
karadi, balki is din ek roti jayada hi khandi hai. Banta: Admi dekh ke hi vrat
rakhya janda hai..
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14. santa banta joks santa:how does an electric motor run...
banta:dhuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr santa:stop iiiiiiiiit....... banta:dhuuurrr
dump dump dhumpp...
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15. santa : train me raat bhar nind nahi aai upar ki seat
mili thi garmi bahut thi. . . Banta : to xchnge kar leta. . . . . Santa :
kis'se karta niche ki seat par koi aaya hi nahi. .! Phir kisse seat xchnge
karta.....
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16. SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA-
LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI
HAIN.. ;) :P :D
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17. SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE
TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM
LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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18. Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha banta ne pucha ye
kya kr raha he santa bola lassi bana raha hun Banta: ye kya pagalpan he teri
aise harkatho ki wajah se hum pr joke bante he Ab . . . . . Itni sari lassi kon
piyeega
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20. Santa- "Pados mein kya chal raha he? Banta-
"Birthday hai" Santa- "Kiska?" Banta- "Tuyu ka."
Santa ne puchha, "Tuyu?" Banta- "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de
rahahai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu! abb ye kab samje ge ye santa or banta...
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21. Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta:
Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir
usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI
LARKI . . . :P ;) :D
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22. Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme
kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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23. Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi
teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad
Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Funny Santa: Nahi pakk
gaya.
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24. Santa was drawing money 4rm ATM. Banta,who was just
behind him in d line said: I've seen ur password. It's 4444. Santa: U r wrng . It's 1894
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25. A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near
asks Santa: Y did she slap u? Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I
just pressed…
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26. Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to
Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye,
Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..! :P ;) :D
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27. AK SCENE ME SANTA AUR BANTA KLE AUR SEB KA ROLL KRTE HE
AUR DONO ME LDAI HO JATI HAI KELA; TUJHE TO LOG KAT KAR KHAT HE. SEB TUJHE TO
LOG NANGA KRK KHATE HE. HA HA HA!
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28. Santa. Menu raat gali ch 1000 da note labhiya oste
likhiya c. I Love U. Banta..te pher. Santa.pher ki main. Same x U.likh ke othe
vaps rakhta.
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30. Santa- oye tumne apni sagai kyu toddi banta -array uska
koi bf nahi tha santa - toh? banta- jo aj tak kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kya
hogi?
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31. santa: tum bike tez q chala rahe ho ? banta: ye letter
urgent dena hian santa: kahan ? banta: address padhne k tym nai hai santa: Ok
go fast !
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32. Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet..... . . All
ladies suddenly stand up . . Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho
Baitho… hahahahaha
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33. Santa-"OYE Tu PAPPITA Vechan Wali Nu KISS Q
Kitta????"Banta-"Ohi Baar Baar Chillari C....PAPPI Ta Le Lo....PAPPI
Ta Le Lo....Te Main Le Li..
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34. Santa and banta bnkr life jiyo kbhi apko dukh choo b nhi
payega me aj se hi try krti hu ap kb karenge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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35. Santa says:"Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar"Nahi Kar Sakta" .. .. .. Aaj Santa
Serious hai.
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36. 1 sentence of Santa,
Made the photographer mad…
.
.
.
He said:-
Yaar, take my passport size photo,
But my chappal should also come..!!
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37. Santa was giving speech on suicide,
Suicide is a crime,
It is a madness,
Suicide is a big evilness,
Its better that a man shoots himself,
Rather than doing suicide…!!!
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38. Santa’s lips were burnt,
Banta: How did your lips burn??
Santa: I went to railway station,
To drop my wife….
Banta: Then…?
Santa: In happiness I kissed,
The engine of the train!!!
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39. Teacher to Santa: Your son is a fool,
See his report…
Eng-2, Maths-5, Science-7,
SST-8, Hindi-3, Total-25.
Santa: In total he has done very nice,
I didn’t send him tution for this subject…!!
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40. SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate
ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me
kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
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Source : Santa Banta Jokes
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