Hitler says,
"There
is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:
Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Gang of
SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of
cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they
drank & went away.
Next day
Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Sardar was
writing something very slowly.
Friend
asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar:
"I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Sardar: I
hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got
upper berth.
Friend: Y
did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye,
there was nobody
2 exchange
in the lower birth..
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Sardar 2
friend: Guess how many
coins I have
in my pocket?
Friend:If I
guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji,
I will give both of them
Sardar looks
at an icecube for 1 hour
some one
asks him what he was doing..
Sardar
replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!
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Q: Why are
there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't
run around trees without knocking them down.
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A sardar on
an interview for the post of detective was
asked a
question
Interviewer -
Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar -
Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate
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One tourist
from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no
sir, only small Babies!!!
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Sardar’s
Friend: Yaar,
Last Year
The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa
Singh, B.A.
This Year It
Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You
Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You
Don’t Understand.
Last Year My
Wife Died,
I Put B.A.
To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took
A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
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Q:Why is a
Sardarji standing below
a tube light
with a open mouth?
A:Because
his doctor advised him
“Today’s
dinner should be light”
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A sardar ji
pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was
in jail…….why?
coz all the
6 were fire brigade staff !
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A sardar
went to Pizza Hut.
There he
ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter
asked him:
Sir shell I
cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar
replied:
O 4 hi le aa
yaar,
8 to nahin
khaye jayein gay
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