Kaun Kitna
Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar, Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . .
. Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya, Aur
aadhe Paise Bachaye.. . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun,
Maine honeymoon pe Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye
Santa Ki
GrlFrnd Ne Santa Ko Msg Kiya, 'I Miss You' _ Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag
Lagaya aur 2 Ghante Baad Reply Kiya, 'I Mr. You'
Santa train
chadan lga akashvani hoi Ae train patri to utr jygi, O chadeya hi ni O plane
teh chadan lga awaz ai ae crash ho jana O fir vapis agya O bus ch baithn lga
awaz ayi ehda axidnt ho jyga
Snta-Tusi
kon ho? Awaz ai-M bhagwan Santa-Na
jb mai ghodi chadne lga tha to tb tumhara speaker fatta hua tha !
Santa
calls(frm Delhi) his wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa: memsab se baat karvao! Srvt:
wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.
Santa: par sahb to mein hoon
srvnt: ab mein kya karu? Santa:
maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt:
lasho ka kya karu? Santa: ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt: par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai Santa: oh sorry,
wrong number.
• Santa- Ye
20 Lakh ki Lottery main jeeta hu. Lao mere 20 Lakh muje de do.
Shopkeeper-
Apko Rules ke according 1 Lakh aj milega aur baki 19 Lakhs next week
milege.
Santa-Dekh
Muje apne sare paise aj hi chaiye. Nai to mere 5 Rs. wapis krde.
• Santa
interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
Santa-
tiruvantpuram.
Boss-
spelling batao?
Santa- nahi
- nahi goa me hua tha.
• Santa and
banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne
sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne
ko kahaa.
Santa : Main
kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
• Santa
Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi BIRTHDAY PARTY me muft ka khana khate hue
pakde gye the Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...
• Santa: kal
mera sher se saamna ho gaya
Banta: Phir
kay hua
Santa: maine
TV band kar di
• Santa
Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Banta :
Sante Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Banta : Dil
wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
• Sardar got
into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave
Rs.10/-
and took the
ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
• Santa:
Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon!
Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa:
Nahin, pehchan lengey
• Santa
Singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “Oye, ye
Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe
jaane waaste sirf ik?”
• Santa:
Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham k
6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata
rahe hain
• Santa was
inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe tedi kar raha hoon.
• Santa
Singh to Sunita: “I want to marry you”
Sunita: “But
I am one year elder to you.”
Santa Singh:
“No Problem, then I will marry you next year.”
• One day
Santa Singh was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a
bird flying overhead.
Suddenly,
the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Santa Singh
says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”
• Santa ki
shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur
santa, kaisi nibh rahi ha?
Santa: Pooch
mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
